LibreTouch : The LiberTouch customizable keyboard by Fujitsu

The Fujitsu LiberTouch is THE keyboard that all donuts and sandwiches lovers will need.
The easy and smart keys replacement system will make cleaning faster and cleaner (damn sugar), nothing says that it's waterproof so keep that beer away...and you shouldn't be drinking at work in the first place!!
To make things better a USB hub has been added and features...1 USB port...did you say greedy?