: The Wonderbra powered USB keyboard

I've been in Japan for 4 years, and I thought I'd seen everything when it comes to USB gadgets and accessories... but man, was I wrong!!
Sam has sent us the link to a company called Angel Kitty, and what do we find there? The must-have costume for every self-respecting geek's girlfriend! Dressed up like a "sexy waitress", she's bound to attract everyone's attention at the next FPS LAN party. The manufacturer even kept in mind that there are other interesting activities after some serious fragging, because they included some silicone padding underneath the keys to avoid damage to weaker parts of the female anatomy.
What's next, Lord USB, a joystick attached to female gamer's boyfriends (yes, WITH silicone padding please!)?