ASUS M70 : Asus TB Laptop... No, Not Tuberculosis... Terabyte.

Need some space to store your billions of zillions of Word documents? Or just simply want to make sure that wherever you go, your porn collection will always be with you? Go and get this latest Asus laptop.

The ASUS M70 features a dual 2x500GB SATA HDD, a 17” screen with a 1920x1200 resolution, as well as... oh just wait... Here are the full specs.

- Intel Core 2 Duo running up to 2.5GHz (T9300) with base models using the T8100 (2.1GHz)
- Intel PM965 Express Chipset
- Supports up to 4GB of DDR2 667MHz SDRAM
- 17-inch WUXGA LCD panel (not LED)
- Blu-ray drive with DVD burning
- Intel HD Audio chip (Azalia)
- GigE Ethernet
- Intel 4965AGN WiFi (PRO/Wireless 3945ABG optional)
- Built in 1.3MP camera
- Four built in Altec Lansing speakers (with one subwoofer)
- Dolby Home Theater support
- HDMI out
- DVI out
- e-SATA out